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Princess Protection Program is a 2009 American comedy film released as a Disney Channel Original Movie. It is directed by Allison Liddi-Brown and stars Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez. The script was written by Annie DeYoung from a story by Annie DeYoung and David Morgasen. The film premiered on June 26, 2009, in the United States on Disney Channel and was released on DVD on June 30, 2009. The film won the 2009 Teen Choice Awards for Choice Summer Movie.
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\"Friday's Child\" is a song by Australian recording artist Wendy Matthews. It was released in January 1993 as the second single form Matthew's second studio album, Lily. The song peaked at number 15 on the ARIA Charts.
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The Modern Age is the fourth studio album by English Britpop band Sleeper. The album was released in the UK on 22 March 2019, and peaked at number 18 on the UK Album Chart. Three singles were released from this album, \"Look At You Now\", \"The Sun Also Rises\" and \"More Than I Do\", all of which failed to chart.
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