{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}
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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?","punchline":"Never mind. It's pointless.","id":11}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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